Hi, I’m Sparky. I’ve lived in Panama, Germany, and all around the United States. I had American, Australian (Tasmanian) and Peruvian grandparents. I’ve experienced meeting, growing up and participating in a wide variety of cultures and linguistic nuances. I have a unique perspective on life I’ve formed over the years.

Until I figure out what direction this blog will take, you have the benefit of perusing my musings on life. I have nothing earth-shattering to say. I will not reveal the mysteries of life or the date of Earth’s destruction. I know them both, I just choose not to share. Instead, I’ll offer whimsical quips, rants or things to ponder.

So, welcome to the pachinko machine that is my mind: That Grinds My Gears: Musing from a disgruntled human.